Sunday, November 14, 2010

The Raptor Jesus Theory

      
       Yeah I'm going to hell,but only if I choose a religion where hell exists.Such a big market out there.Hey Christianity how's it going,how's the crusades?
      You know the Orthodox Christian Church states that the Holy Scripture is only good if it's combined with the Holy Tradition.What's the Holy Tradition?It's basically a book of "how to" make different rituals,mostly borrowed from other cults during the ages.
Catholicism? Yeah sure,what's up Inquisition?
     I heard he knows Raptor Jesus too.
     If religions were political parties than Christianity would be the right-wing party,Judaism,Buddhism,Taoism,etc would be the left-wing parties and Islam would be the extreme radicals.Why did I suggest Christianity as a right-wing party,would only seem normal because this is the true religion...oh wait ...what?
     Anyway since I'm going to hell or whatever might as well try to reconcile and say that thanks to religion women have equal rights... among themselves...oh wait... that's not good either.
      You know if you want to believe in a higher power,than believe,follow the moral code,ethic code,listen to your conscience,but don't follow blindly what other human beings wrote thousands of years ago,because everything that humanity does is subjected to mistake,and boy did we make some big ones.

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