The Theory of Relativity

         
       Are we in the freaking Matrix? As far as I'm concerned everything is relative,besides time and space and distances or whatever.Easiest experiment:take 3 bowls of water;1 with hot water,1 with cold water and 1 with warm water.Keep 1 hand in the hot water and the other in the cold for about 5 minutes or less.Than put both your hands in the warm water.One hand will feel warm the other cold.

          We take for granted what information our receptors give us.The hand is quicker than the eye remember? We make movies about evil computers who have a killer logic,and yet our own decisions are based on relative information.

              I missed my post yesterday,I kept trying to post every tuesday (a day which the spelling checker doesn't like by the way) , don't know why,and I thought to myself why bother when somewhere in a parallel Universe I already have.

The Theory of Nothing

      I bet if you would try to imagine "nothing", it would look like an empty dark or white space. The thing is you can't imagine "nothing" like you can't imagine a line or a dot. In theoretical mathematics a line is a shape with only length and a dot has no dimensions. Some say if your mind could focus even for a fraction of a second on only one thing,that thing would actually materialize. Well that's a lie,I keep thinking about money all the time and that never happened.

       In the end it's funny how mankind tries to figure out the Universe,the Multiverse,how it tries to imagine God and Heaven and Hell, when it can't even imagine "nothing".

The "Yin-Yang" Theory

      There is only one sure thing in life and that is death.Why is it that we find having a child so wonderful when we actually condemn him to death by letting him live?And if death is just the beginning than why are we afraid of it?And if we aren't afraid of it than why do we even bother living or giving life? Are we just vessels for our own genes? Is our conscience just a mistake,or just an adaptation for better survival,useful only during our lifetime? That would suck, wouldn't it...

The Super Theory of Super Everything

      Gogol Bordello or to be more precise the band of Eugene Hutz who co-starred in "Everything is Illuminated" along side Elijah Wood.