The Raptor Jesus Theory

      
       Yeah I'm going to hell,but only if I choose a religion where hell exists.Such a big market out there.Hey Christianity how's it going,how's the crusades?

      You know the Orthodox Christian Church states that the Holy Scripture is only good if it's combined with the Holy Tradition.What's the Holy Tradition?I

Theories and Axioms

      When you're a kid you think your penis is just for peeing. When you're old you know that for sure.A perfect example of a theory and an axiom.But what is an axiom?Well an axiom or a postulate is basically a theory that doesn't have to be proven because it's true.

     For example the "parallel lines postulate",it's the 5th postulate of Euclid and it holds the basis to plane geometry that we all learn in school.

The MMORPG Theory

     
     For those who are yet unfamiliar with the term,MMORPG stands for massively multiplayer online role-playing game.This category of internet games includes names like World of Warcraft,Guild Wars,Lineage II,Cabal Online and many, many other names.The number of players is estimated as a 9 figure number.

The Tragedy Theory

     The worse thing that happens in your life is the moment you realize the world doesn't revolve around you anymore. It's the moment that you grow up. I know that maybe I am exaggerating and the general idea is that you finally are an adult and you get to live your life the way you want it. But overall as an adult you are (or at least you have to be) a responsible person, because whatever you do you will be held responsible for.

    And there are people (like me) who basically like to run away from these responsibilities ,unfortunately most of us end up facing our fears. This category of people is the so-called "daydreamers". Even in literature the event of "growing-up" is pictured like a tragedy, and that's totally understandable, who is a bigger daydreamer than a writer. Maybe that's why I've started writing this damn blog in the first place lol.

The "Matrix" Theory

      
     We consider ourselves as intellectual beings, with rational thoughts and taking rational decisions throughout our life,or at least we try,or at least we think that way.

      The plot of the "Matrix" saga is quite simple: humanity trapped in a virtual world, a world so real that even for those outside it becomes hard to get "above" the normal laws and require special training to overcome something that is so rooted into their consciousness,distorting their perception of reality.

How about a real theory for once

      
      Beer's Theory,actually called Beer's Law : "The law states that there is a logarithmic dependence between the transmission (or transmisivity), T, of light through a substance and the product of the absorption coefficient of the substance, α, and the distance the light travels through the material (i.e. the path length), ℓ. The absorption coefficient can, in turn, be written as a product of either a molar absorptivity of the absorber, ε, and the concentration c of absorbing species in the material, or an absorption cross section, σ, and the (number) density N of absorbers".(quote from Wikipedia).

      In short Beer's Law is not about drinking alcohol and it's used mostly in spectrophotometry, for example in medical laboratories there are plenty of analyzers that have technical principles based on this law. I remembered it while doing a research and made me smile,the most normal thing I could think of lately, compared to all the  things that pop into my head almost every day (I am referring to the content of this blog).

The "fountain of youth" Theory

    
      Many people confuse the "eternal youth" idea with immortality.That is wrong; the "eternal youth" concept refers to being/feeling young until the day you die.The modern conception of the fountain of youth is the discovery of the gene that causes old age.

     For those of you who don't know this yet ,yes old age is a disease itself caused by a gene or more. The discovery of this gene and thus rendering it inactive would probably offer eternal youth.

The Theory of.....I can't remember

          Have you ever been half asleep(awake) and thought of something really great and by the time you woke up you couldn't remember? Well it happens to me all the time,not that I brag, but I think I forget more than what I learn.All these absurd "theories" I came up with were let's say "created" by my half-asleep consciousness and the really bad part is that I could write more if I think of getting up from bed every time one of these ideas pops into my head.

        Even this was an idea that came to me this morning.The bad part is that I've thought of something really complex but now I've forgotten it.

The Theory of the Mirror

            According to scientists, we are the only living creatures that are self aware; no animal that looks in the mirror would realize that it's just a reflection of it's own being(except some primates like chimpanzees).Some say that mirrors are a gateway to one's soul,and if animals according to the Bible have no soul than that only explains why they don't see themselves in the mirror(except the chimpanzees ,hmm I think Darwin had something there ).

        How often do we look in the mirror and see our real selves? We look at us everyday but when do we see beyond our faces,our body,when do we look at our soul? The scariest moment in my life was the first time that I looked in the mirror and realized that I am.... me.(funny that happened pretty late, I think I was 12-13 or so)Have I seen my soul? I don't know, but for sure it was more than just a reflection of my body.It's like an outer body experience without meditating or going into clinical death,and it provided me with the idea of individuality.I am ME.

The Theory of Sex

     While "google"-ing certain theories in order to try and not post what others already stated and thus lose my individuality , I thought to type in "theory of sex", just for the heck of it.  For my effort the gods of Google search gave me this phrase on top of the list: "A third theory is that sex evolved as a form of cannibalism".... WOW !!!

     I knew that symbiosis evolved as a form of cannibalism and this is the reason why today we have mitochondrial DNA as separate DNA from the nucleus but sex evolving from cannibalism? 

     No doubt sex ended in cannibalism for a lot of species ,but thinking that we have sex because a billion years ago some cell thought it was kinky not to digest the whole DNA molecule of another cell that is pure win.

The Theory of Relativity

         
       Are we in the freaking Matrix? As far as I'm concerned everything is relative,besides time and space and distances or whatever.Easiest experiment:take 3 bowls of water;1 with hot water,1 with cold water and 1 with warm water.Keep 1 hand in the hot water and the other in the cold for about 5 minutes or less.Than put both your hands in the warm water.One hand will feel warm the other cold.

          We take for granted what information our receptors give us.The hand is quicker than the eye remember? We make movies about evil computers who have a killer logic,and yet our own decisions are based on relative information.

              I missed my post yesterday,I kept trying to post every tuesday (a day which the spelling checker doesn't like by the way) , don't know why,and I thought to myself why bother when somewhere in a parallel Universe I already have.

The Theory of Nothing

      I bet if you would try to imagine "nothing", it would look like an empty dark or white space. The thing is you can't imagine "nothing" like you can't imagine a line or a dot. In theoretical mathematics a line is a shape with only length and a dot has no dimensions. Some say if your mind could focus even for a fraction of a second on only one thing,that thing would actually materialize. Well that's a lie,I keep thinking about money all the time and that never happened.

       In the end it's funny how mankind tries to figure out the Universe,the Multiverse,how it tries to imagine God and Heaven and Hell, when it can't even imagine "nothing".

The "Yin-Yang" Theory

      There is only one sure thing in life and that is death.Why is it that we find having a child so wonderful when we actually condemn him to death by letting him live?And if death is just the beginning than why are we afraid of it?And if we aren't afraid of it than why do we even bother living or giving life? Are we just vessels for our own genes? Is our conscience just a mistake,or just an adaptation for better survival,useful only during our lifetime? That would suck, wouldn't it...

The Super Theory of Super Everything

      Gogol Bordello or to be more precise the band of Eugene Hutz who co-starred in "Everything is Illuminated" along side Elijah Wood.

The Big Rip Theory

The Universe is...and I don't get why other people can't see this,doesn't anyone realise the resemblance between our solar system and an atom? What if a galaxy is nothing else than a molecule. Wouldn't it be cool if our Universe as a whole would be nothing else than a cow dung? Galaxies representing molecules and molecules gathering in chains and clusters, bonded by the so called "dark matter" which could very well represent the van der Waals force,or a similar chemical bond. Billions and billions of atoms which give birth to a beautiful pile of shit.

 

 Still nothing?